There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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