Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

Why are you such a perv today?

(586): View more from Michigan

This is a lot to handle

(313): View more from Michigan

Oh shh

(586): View more from Michigan

I'm kidding you prude take a joke

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(561): View more from Florida

he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.

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(315): View more from New York

I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore

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(850): View more from Florida

He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?

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