It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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