So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Fuck appropriateness.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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