Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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