so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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