she looked like the bat from fern gully.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I wish there were birth control emojis
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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