i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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