I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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