I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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