i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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