Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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