R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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