Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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