one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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