Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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