When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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