this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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