it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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