Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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