my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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