I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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