I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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