I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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