Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I need help removing her.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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