lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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