turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
it glows. i had to have it.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Still dying that you shit outside
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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