She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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