if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
barbara walters just said penis...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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