Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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