She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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