My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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