My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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