Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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