Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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