i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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