Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
