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ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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