every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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