She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I forget how to act sober
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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