i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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