Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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