He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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