People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Randomize
