This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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