Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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