So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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