Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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