i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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