Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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