No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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