he puts the penis in happiness.
operation harelip BJ is a go
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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