fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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