you traded sex for a burrito?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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