Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
