Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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