gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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