He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm bleeding and have questions
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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